MY GRAPE PEELING DAYS ARE OVER
DO PEEL ME A GRAPE DEAREST ROBBY,
PLEASE HURRY AND BE A GOOD CHUM
THIS SCIATICA ABOUT MY LOWER REGION
IS MAKING ME FRIGHTFULLY GLUM, ,
YOUR GRAPE DAYS MY DEAR ARE OVER
I SIMPLY REFUSE TO PEEL ANY MORE,
ITS BACK TO THE KITCHEN DEAR MABEL
AND TO SCRUBBING THE BATHROOM FLOOR,
NO MORE RESTING YOUR HEAD ON A PILLAR
OR EATING YOUR BREAKFAST IN BED,
THIS SYMPATHY’S FOR GENUINE CASES
AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEARLY HALF DEAD