MATCHMAKERS ADVICE TO MISS ANNEBELL
MISS ANNEBELL NOLOVE DO REFRAIN FROM DESPAIR,
YOU LOOK FRIGHTFULLY SAD AS YOU WEEP IN YOUR CHAIR,
THERE IS ALWAYS FRED SIMPSON WHO LIVES AT FOURTEEN,
PERHAPS NOT THE MOST HANDSOMIST THAT ONES EVER SEEN,
BUT HE DRIVES A MERCEDES AND HAS FINE CURLY HAIR,
AND HE OWNS THE PET SHOP DOWN AT LILYPOND SQUARE,
THEY SAY HE WANTS SOMEONE TO TAKE TO THE SEA ,
PROVIDING HE’S BACK FOR A QUARTER TO THREE,
TO ATTEND TO HIS GERBILS , RABBITS AND SNAKE,
ANNEBELL GIVE FREDDY A RING THERE IS SO MUCH